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Dependence Day
Strawberry Suicide (the brand new single! (at least it was three years ago))

Lyrics: The best part of Eat Free Kids - intelligently written, thought-provoking, socially relevant, and guaranteed to piss of any mainstream American religious group. (We've already been threatened by non-denominational Christians, shotgun-totin' Baptists, Mormons, and Lesbian Nurses!)