EAT FREE KIDS

Order Eat Free Kids and we'll send you a free poster! Just $10 bucks and you'll be the hippest kid in the funeral home.

Listen to our crappy mp3's at mp3.com here! (or download them directly from the links below.) Find out just what the hype is all about! (No, really.)

Dependence Day
Honeycomb
Strawberry Suicide (the brand new single! (at least it was three years ago))


Lyrics: The best part of Eat Free Kids - intelligently written, thought-provoking, socially relevant, and guaranteed to piss of any mainstream American religious group. (We've already been threatened by non-denominational Christians, shotgun-totin' Baptists, Mormons, and Lesbian Nurses!)