It's not our first shirt. And it doesn't really have much to do with the band. But it's funny. And if you're not afraid of being beaten up by hillbillies, you'll be the most offensive person in town.
Get the shirt in large or extra large for 10 dollars. You'll also get a free demonstration CD with any order. What are you waiting for? Are you just going to sit around and let fucking "nu metal" pollute pop culture forever? SUPPORT INDUSTRIAL DEATH POP!
Product code: CHRISTFAG-L or CHRISTFAG-XL