Jehovah Gyra has a good deal of merchandise available to our fans for the what it costs us to make it. See, there's nothing that pleases us more than to see some sarcastic geek flaunting his "un-humor" by way of our quirky shirts.
By far our most popular shirt is the "Christ-fag" design.
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The classic Dancing God Records logo. No words can do it justice.
The Jehovah Gyra Logo on the front. And on the back, your choice of clever slogans:
A MIX OF THE OLD, THE NEW, AND THE INACCURATELY PREDICTED FUTURE
I WANNA DIE FROM A FAMOUS DISEASE.
THE EVOLUTION OF WHITE TRASH INTELLECTUALISM
SOMETHING TO KILL YOU JUST ENOUGH FOR YOU TO REALLY BE ALIVE
WOW. LOOK HOW SATANIC I AM.
This is a favorite graphic at our live shows. "The Angel of Industrial Death Pop" can only fly in circles.
Nerds do it for experience points... Yeah, well I think your shirts are stupid too. Really though, I'll be frightened if anyone actually buys this.
This is a mystery. I'll just leave it up to my psychotic fans to decipher.